Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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