idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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