It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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