talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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