Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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