HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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