it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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