Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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