i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
These tits shall not be calmed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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