I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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