sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
