I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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