Taylor Swift is so right about you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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