I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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