So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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