she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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