i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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