How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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