Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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