You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to have your abortion
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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