dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My vagina is very pro this idea
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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