just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
