do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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