My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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