Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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