Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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