My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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