can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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