he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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