Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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