mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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