I CAN MOONWALK!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I didn't notice because vodka
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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