I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have tasted many bathrooms
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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