That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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