i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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