My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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