I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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