I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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