Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it glows. i had to have it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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