And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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