Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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