I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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