That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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