hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i came on her dog
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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