So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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