So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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