sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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