she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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