i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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