I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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