is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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