i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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