You work out of a Hotel?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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