how can u be prego again
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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