I wanna bring you to show and tell
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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