Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
