I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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