I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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