If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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