she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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