He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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